The Basic Principle:

Young people are very, very stupid. I mean come on, they are the ones who listen to all of that pop music shite, Lolly, the new little girl pop act shall be punished for her crimes toward humanity

1. A new Boy band will be formed. The music that they will perform will contain hypnotic imagery and subliminal messages that will cause all those who listen to it to become mindless zombies, impervious to the will of Bradshaw.

2. The Boy band, which will be called 'We are not at all likely to end up ruling this stinking, shitty little planet, and making all of you little bitches dance wearing nothing but sellotape, really.' Will advertise a new brand of beverage called: "Drink this you little fuckers." The Subliminal messaging in part one will make all of those who see the advert buy the drink, which, by the power of genetic enhancement will eradicate the following characteristics:

3. -Freethinking

   -Ugliness

   -Stupidity

   -Defiance.

   

   This prepares us for part three:

4. In one of the songs by the Fake boy band thee will be a reference to my address, and the fact that I am the new leader of the planet. The stupid young people will come to my house in a hippie-like trace-like fashion, and will carry me to the seat of my new word empire, crushing all who come before me. Quite simple really

YOU WILL THEN ALL DO AS I SAY, YOU WEAK MINDED FOOLS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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