THE DESTRUCTION OF THE OLD
I don't like old people much, all they do is moan, eat biscuits, watch television and smell of wee. So here is my three step plan to getting rid of them!
1. I am going to pretend to be really attentive to their needs to lull them into a false sense of security. This will be done by the foolish, braindead fools that I will force humanity to become:
2. I will tell all of the old people to go into a large skyscraper, telling them that there is a lifetime supply of all of the stuff that old people want in it. (This should not be too much, so they should believe me, the fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. The 'Skyscraper' will take off, with all of the old people on the planet in it. I twill dump them on mars, and will return when the population of old people is too great to allow them to live on earth.
SO SAY BYE BYE TO GRANDMA KIDZZZ!!!!!!!!!