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THE FUTURE RULERS OF

HUMANITY

RAOUL DUKE: VOODOO KING OF AFRICA.

This Guy is quite probably the most nuts of all of the assembled henchmen. He insisted on supplying his own entry to this little hall of fame, so here it is.

"I have been give the permission of my liege Lord Bradshaw to run my continent as I see fit, so these are the new laws to be imposed:

Crime	Punishment
No Murdering Without Permit	Death
No Free thinking	20 Years then Death.
No Theft	30 Years
No Rebellion or badmouthing our Lords	Death By Chainsaw
No Voodoo without Permit	6 months
One Child Per Couple	Death Of all family
No Violence, ill temper, prejudice without proper training and permit.	14 Years
All music to be processed through the proper authorities	Lifetime Ban
Everyone works for the new world order, no independent trade.	15 Years
No religious beliefs, theories or otherwise on life, it's meaning etc. without examination and testing by the proper authorities	50 Years then Death
Smoking Under 25 Years of age Drinking Alcohol under 18 Years of age Gambling under 18 years of age Smoking Ganja	35 Days

" I also have plans for the continent as a whole, these are illustrated thus:

Zone 1:

Utopia Settlement, fit, horny girls and members of the NWO only offender to this rule punishable by death.

Zone 2:

Metropolis, logistical centre, bastards (lawyers), dickshits, (businessmen) and scientists only. This is where all the work gets done. 14 Hour Shifts, no breaks, punishable by death or exile to Antarctica (Sexy Girls prepared to get down on their knees only.)

Zone 3:

Argellda, Base of The Ministry of Attack (MOA), further information classified.

Zone 4:

New Hollywood: Base of the ministry of media, indoctrination, national guile and Enemy hatred (M.I.N.G.E), here all of the worst films are ever made (except, of course for, Waterworld, "Spiceworld The Movie" and everything else that has been made by Hollywood in the last 50 Years!

Zone 5:

Los Vegas. Gaming centre, here is where all of the horny chicks go when they want to get some, No Ugly chicks are allowed, and who enter are bombarded with the cat call of "You Ugly Fishy Bitch", then pounded with eggs, bricks and used condoms until the ugly bitch finally lays down and dies, then everyone pisses on her ugly, maggot infested body. Everyone then laughs. Good.

Zone 6:

Afakla, industrial Zone. Here is where all of the braindead, mutated, half human fools, who live in the dark recesses of your mind. Apart from rudeboys, the other inhabitants are all of the ugly bitches in the world. It is their duty to make the chemicals that are needed for the proper running of the continent, including the greatest soft drink ever made, "bitch juice", so called as we use liquidised ugly bitches in it's production.

Zone 7:

Prison. Dumbasses and those who criticize the new world order only please. Thank you.

Zone 8:

Demolition in Progress. This is due to a bet that I am currently winning with Overlord Bradshaw as to the fact that I CAN make my continent look like a giant schlongg. This is the first section to be 'restructured' "

"This Is My Manifesto, and those who fuck with me or Lord overlord Bradshaw will feel the wrath of the new world order, which will probably involve some kind of large Onion and a certain bodily orifice."

RAOUL DUKE, LORD OF AFRICA.