BRAD'S 'LOVE' BUBBLE DOME OF DEATH.

No matter how good a plan may be, it is always foiled by the U.N, American Bombs,or Superman. It is for this reason that i have devised an amazing backup plan that no one knows about. HUHUHUHUH.

The Plan revolves around the Love bubble of death, A structural Diagram Of which is below:

I Shall now take you through a brief description of Each Level:

Upper Level: The Chamber Of Brad The Bastard

OK, this is where the action is, there is a jaccuzi for when i have had a hard day screwing fine female talent and need to unwind by immersing myself in a soothing bath of warm female ejaculate while bitng the heads off chickens. My collection of guitars, a really really phat amplifier, a bunch of weapons, cause let's face it, guns and swords kick ass. There is also a large monitor screen so i can shout my demands at the foolish members of The UN.

The coolest thing though, is the large 'Bed Of Doom', as any female who enters it can expect to be impaled to death. It is a layer 5m x 5m of two foot deep gelatin, it wobbles like fuck, and although it may not have class, it makes me the envy of everyone who has ever wanted a meaty snack during the middle of the night.

Level 2

The RPCC stands for 'Rabbit population control centre'. We breed rabbits, then blow them up in a variety of amusing fashions. Inserting Pineapples into them is my current favorite.

The other rooms are the domiciles of the males who have pleased me, their names are on the list accessible from the index page.

Level 3

Most of the women whom I have chosen to live in the dome will reside here, in the bitch safari. Whenever any male comes down here he will be able to grab a bitch, and screw her. There are tyres hanging on ropes for the bitches to play on, and a kitchen so they don't get too bored.

It is important to emphasize that not all women will live here, those who I choose can live as males, and have the right to wear clothes other than the leopard print bikini customary. These women have the exalted position of my personal love slaves, although as you can see from the diagram, there is a direct access lift to The safari from my room. As it should be.

Level 4

Here there is the dungeon of love, and the dungeon of death. Both Self explanatory